How To Football: Week 7 | New Orleans Sports Today

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Georgia Tech-North Carolina: Both teams #suck, but together…sometimes that’s all you need to be entertained. Hell, sometimes those are the best games.
Washington-Iowa: Washington is not the Washington that played for the National Championship last year, but, well, they are very much in the hunt for a B1G Championship Game appearance. The Iowa defense will be a good litmus test to how deep they can go, thew current sample set of a Rutgers road loss and Michigan home win isn’t a lot to go off of.
South Carolina-Alabama: Maybe a bit of wishful thinking, but to be honest the noon shift is pretty dull.
Clemson-Wake Forest: Moving on to the afternoon shift,

Oklahoma-Texas: It’s Red River. No further selling needed.
Penn State-USC: The Trojans have already been exposed as being fraudulent by a bad Michigan and an equal or lesser value Minnesota but I think Penn State is still massively overrated and in trouble of being found out here.
Cal-Pitt: В прошлые выходные мы понесли душераздирающую потерю, но уставшим нет покоя! Мы идем вперед, в адский Питтсбург, чтобы нанести удар по непобедимым Пантерам. Слава ждет! За Калгоритм!
Cincinnati-UCF: what was I talking about again

Ole Miss-LSU: GEAUX TO HELL OLE MISS GEAUX TO HELL.
Ohio State-Oregon: No selling needed. You know what’s up.
Vanderbilt-Kentucky: When it comes to upsets on the scale of Vanderbilt-Alabama last weekend, you shouldn’t extrapolate them to become larger statements on the quality of the upsetters at large, and I think this could be one of those cases because – and I cannot believe I am saying this – Kentucky plays a more physical brand of football than Alabama does.
Florida-Tennessee: Ah yes, the “pink slip on a pole” match.

Kansas State-Colorado: A well coached, garbage disposal of a team playing your 13-year-old nephew on EA CFB. Matchups make for good games.
Idaho-Montana State: If you turn your nose up at this banger of an FCS game, please stop reading And The Valley Shook. We don’t want you here.
Boise-Hawaii: ALOHA ASHTON JEANTY.