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This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only. Highly rated basketball star Troy Bolton has flipped his commitment from the University of California, Berkeley to Tulane University. With the departure of the electric star point guard Jalen Cook, Tulane head coach Ron Hunter is looking for... The post … [Read more...] about FULLABALOO: Troy Bolton flips basketball commitment from Cal to Tulane

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only. In just a few seasons, Tulane Green Wave football players will no longer need to board a bus and bum the New Orleans Saints’ facilities when faced with a disastrous drizzle. After decades of traversing from Uptown to... The post FULLABALOO | Tulane to … [Read more...] about FULLABALOO | Tulane to construct new football operations facility

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only. In a shocking turn of events, Tulane President Mike Feetz announced that the Green Wave will abandon the collapsing American Athletic Conference and join the newly created Southern Nerd Conference. He stated that the Green Wave wanted to... The post … [Read more...] about FULLABALOO: Tulane to leave AAC, join new Southern Nerd Conference

This article is entirely satire. All information and interviews below are fictional and for entertainment purposes only. There’s a new exotic animal race in town — well, kind of.  Motivated to better use local resources and engage local participants, the organizers of the Exotic Animal Races have opted to create a spinoff of the electric... The post FULLABALOO | New Orleans to … [Read more...] about FULLABALOO | New Orleans to host first cock roach race, others to follow

Tulane baseball dropped two of three games against the visiting Wichita State University Shockers despite an offensive renaissance from the Wave. The Green Wave dedicated the weekend to the jersey retirement of Rick Jones, the legendary former head coach of Tulane. Friday featured a doubleheader between the Wave and the Shockers. Game one started with... The post Tulane drops … [Read more...] about Tulane drops series vs Shockers on Rick Jones Weekend